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Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF March 31

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The Sun is firmly in Aries. This encourages a strong sense of self-assertion. BOLD, is your middle name. You’ll find action speaks louder than words, especially as a First Quarter Moon flares on April 3. The combination may strike a match on your passions, for good and evil. Madame G suggests you temper angry outbursts and have a little fun. Take action now.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

The Sun is Aries. Your time is now. You’ll face a few obstacles and you’ll be triumphant. The best course is, to take action, obliterate obstacles, and torpedo towards your destiny. Even if you’re $3000 PC breaks down for no reason, you’ll find the answer. Sometimes the best advice and most profound discoveries don’t cost money—they’re already on YouTube. Go!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Your heart is a many splendid thing. In fact, it’s worth a fortune. So, why are you wasting it on junk food and junk relationships? This is no way to live a long and healthy life. Don’t waste your precious fortune on the unworthy. Stop looking for answers outside of yourself and look within. Your heart already knows the answer. Your heart already knows the direction. Love yourself.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

In the almost never-ending quest for your other half, you’ll meet many people. Some are wise and kind, some not. You’ll find mentors and charlatans. Learn from them, all of them. This is the time for exploration and compassion. Your heart may never truly feel at peace, but that is part of your journey. You may find that you’ve already found yourself along the path. Be at peace.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

What’s in a name? You don’t always need to categorize a person by their usefulness, career, or wallet size. This is just a suggestion. You may need to dig a little deeper in order to truly understand the soul of man or woman. Quick and snappy judgements are not for the discerning character. Trust yourself to err. For to err is human; to edit divine. Thanks Stephen King.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

You find contentment in the subtle and more rustic endeavors. Perhaps you’re as busy, as a little squirrel who steals your lighters. Consider taking precautions against fires. But, don’t be stingy. Everybody works hard even the little rodents of the mesa. Allow them to store their little grains, chunks of dog food, and twine. For in the winter, you’ll have a friend for life. Share the love!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

The heart is a lonely hunter. This is especially true when you’re alone. But, you can be alone in a crowded room or a busy city. Sometimes the best company is your own thoughts. You must learn to show compassion to yourself. You’ve made choices. You can make news ones. This is the time for action and self-reflection. Teach people how to treat you. You’re enough.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

You’re a puzzle. You have many shades of good humor, compassion, and just a little evil. That’s okay that makes you human—and interesting. You’re complex like a rubrics cube. Someone can figure you out, eventually, even if it’s only you. Take joy in the fact, you balance the scales between lightness and darkness. Luxuriate in the fact that you’re alive. Enjoy the journey.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Freedom is a state of mind. Your physical body requires unrestricted movement. But, your mind requires just as much, if not more. You can’t force your brain into a cage for long. Stop wasting your energy on worthless rumination. Stop honoring the unworthy. To win, battle is not always necessary. Sometimes, you need simply out last your enemies. Break a leg.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

The world owes you nothing. You may fight the unfairness of this fact. And you’ll battle the ocean, a hurricane, a volcano, or some other unforeseen force of nature. Only you know what is earned and what is not. Stop begging. Start taking deliberate action and earn what you want. There is no shortcut or happy ending. Struggle is the gift and curse, for life. That’s Truth.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Truth is a hard pill to swallow. Stop making it worse than it is. You’re capable. And many people have done more with less. What’s stopping you? A little pride and confidence, well to quote a genius: “you’ll never feel like it.” Stop asking for permission, even from yourself and do it. Be like the Nike commercial. It’s never too late, to be who you always should have been.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You’re ready. Stop worrying. The best action you can take right now is the first step. How do you eat an elephant? Take one small bite at a time. Pick up the fork or put it down. The choice is yours. You must ask yourself: how much will you regret not doing this? Your head may say many things against your heart. But, only you know what you can live with. Do it, or not.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

You’re leaving on a jet plane… You don’t know where you’re going and the course is a little scary. Don’t puke. If you do, airplanes come equipped with sickness bags, so you’ll be fine. Go ahead and use it. Bravery is more than lacking fear. True courage is speaking up even when your voice shakes. You can do this. Take the bully by the horns and don’t let go. Good luck!