Are you stuck in a funk? Maybe you’re feeling paranoid and superstitious. Whatever the case, consider the company you keep. Jim Rohn said, “you are the average of the five people you spend time with.” On this Friday 13, look deep in your heart. Madame G suggests you challenge yourself and expect more. It’s never too late to live the life you’ve always wanted.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Remove that stick up your butt. This discomfort is of your own making. Jen Sincero points out in her work, You are a Badass, that it’s not your fault you’re messed up, but it is your fault if you stay that way. You’re more than DNA. You’re more than circumstances. You can take up the pen and write the play for your own life, with you as the hero. Get up stand up! You got this!
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Are you ready? This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. It’s not just the ending of a lovely film, Casablanca—it’s also arguably one of the most propaganda filled movies of the century (and that’s saying something). You may find beauty in anything even an overly sappy film about love and friendship. Ultimately the message is sound. In the end, there is always a beginning.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
So this is love (duh duh duh duh)… Don’t you just love Disney? It brings back nostalgia and feelings of a simpler time. For some, it’s the only real example of happiness. This isn’t wrong, but it’s not exactly healthy, especially if you’re waiting for a shining knight. Madame G suggests you pick up the sword and fight your own battles. Sing your own tales. Smile—you’re the hero!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
What would you do for love? Maybe you’re resentful. Perhaps you’ve made too many sacrifices. You might be headed down a lonely road. It’s all fun and games until someone starts crying, even you. Words can wound and hurt. This is the way of the world. In the end those words push the ones you love away. You may need a little help. Seek a professional, if necessary. It’s okay!
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
So, what’s next? You may want to head for the hills or catch a bit of the ocean waves, but the sound and smell of rain will always draw you back. Consider taking a break for a while. Do something that you’ve never done before. Try something that’s never been done. It’s never too late to live the life you’ve always wanted. Be you, have fun!
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You may want to take a look around. What’s familiar? What’s unrecognizable? If you don’t know the person in the mirror, you may have a problem. Growth is a necessary part of life. It’s up to you to search out what’s good and what’s bad. It’s awesome when our lives go as planned, but it’s even better when they don’t. You can do anything. You just have to try. Have no limits!
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)
Sour grapes make a tasty and refreshing wine. Why not embrace a little change? You don’t always have to be in control. You don’t always have to be perfect. It’s time someone said it: everyone can see past your barriers. And that’s a good thing. You may try to force the issue, but it won’t work. Allow others to help you and have a little faith. It will work out in the end.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Dear Scorpio, don’t make yourself small for anyone else. Stop hiding that brilliant light behind a bushel. You’re not helping anyone, especially yourself. The time for mild mediocrity is past. Release yourself and live the life you’ve always dreamed of—live better than what you can imagine. Take risks! Be more afraid of what you won’t get, than losing anything. You can!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
What’s up buttercup? Don’t worry, it won’t stick. You’re up to no good and ready for trouble. It’s definitely important to enjoy life. Live beyond your wildest dreams. This is the time, and it’s better to enjoy the experience. No one is ready to fly mainly because no one imagined you could until you did. You’re headed towards the sun and it’s glorious. Fly!
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Yo! Don’t be so hard on yourself! Life is tough and sometimes you get kicked around, but you pick yourself up and get right back on the fence. Don’t ride a bull—that’s cray cray! You don’t have to be an adrenaline junky to have a little fun. It’s never too late to be who you always should have been. Do something exciting. Be daring! Live a little. You’ll regret it, if you don’t.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Are you headed for disaster? It’s hard to tell sometimes. One minute you’re heading down the road just fine when WHAM! a semi hits you from the side. Life can take you by surprise. You’re not guaranteed a thing. But, don’t let that get you down. Consider that you might just be purging all the bad energy from your life in order to invite positive light. Namaste!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
You’re ready for a change. It might be time to change out the batteries or head in a new direction. This could mean something small like getting a new toothbrush or getting a new relationship. Not all habits are healthy, that dirty toothbrush doesn’t help. A bad relationship can ruin your health (even kill you). What’s worth having and what isn’t? Only you can say!