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Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF June 26 - July 2, 2015

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

Madame G is feeling refreshed after a psychic retreat at the XYZ Ranch. Now Aries, with your sharp wit and eye for detail, you are going to be coming into a more fruitful financial situation that you can use to take a vacation or at least go on a Rio West shopping spree. Don’t use that sharp wit to slay someone verbally. It will put a barrier between you and your fortune.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Those two stars in the sky lined up are actually two planets – Jupiter and Venus. It’s a temporary, star-crossed love affair. But don’t let that happen to you. If you have a sweetheart, treat him or her right. Shower them with love, hugs, and candy, and not your bullish rubbish. You have a need to be right all the time, and a gruff attitude, and that tends to alienate the people closest to you. Attitude check Taurus.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Madame G almost forgot about you this week! Are you feeling neglected? Well don’t, it’s okay to be low key and still be confident. People depend you because of your trustworthy ways. Deep down they appreciate you loaning them money, your car keys and even a free meal. Some of the folks take advantage of you though, so don’t be a doormat! Learn to discern users from those truly thankful.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Maybe someone is irritating the heck out of you. It’s so easy to react to push button people when it’s hotter than a boiled crab at Coal Street Pub’s Saturday night crab boil. Don’t get all up in their face; instead, react with grace and class. Yes, class, something our society is in short supply of these days. Don’t be the classless crab that has to get the last word in. Throw up your pinchers and waddle away.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Your mind is the gateway to happiness, but as I peer into my crystal ball I see that Leo has some mental barriers that’s keeping him stuck in a Serengeti mud pit. Someone or something hurt your fragile ego. But it’s time to unleash the inner beast. Envision yourself as a lion with a long flowing mane, standing on a ledge, overlooking his kingdom, like Simba’s dad in the Lion King.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Are you not connecting with others very well lately? Maybe it’s just a case of the summertime blues. Yes, summer can be boring. It lacks the warmth the holidays bring forth. That’s something you really like, but it’s too dang hot for hot chocolate, candied yams and pecan pies and definitely too early for Christmas Carols. Buy some kitschy art. I happen to love my porcelain cat collection.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

Hey there life of the party! You are ready to get down and boogie. Karaoke, check. Dancing, check. Pole dancing, check. Break dancing, check. Line dancing, check. You’re down and ready to have some fun and entertain others. But don’t injure yourself. Like, if you’re 60, don’t break dance, you’ll definitely attract some attention, but not the type of attention you’ll like.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

On my psychic retreat we talked about the complicated Scorpio. You wear this impenetrable body armor. It’s your way of protecting yourself from emotional distress. And if someone is able to penetrate your armor in a way that’s not inspiring to you, BAM, out comes that nasty stinger. This is not the way to attract kindness from others. Practice being kind and you’ll receive it back tenfold.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

You seem energized lately. While most others languish in the heat you are walking around like you have the world by the tail. You seem a bit cavalier, but according to your cosmic profile, it’s only temporary. You will see the benefit of your confident ways, but coworkers may try to rebuff your efforts. Being strategic, buy them off with one trip to the local coffee house.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

You are resourceful, but you need to network a bit more to achieve your professional goals. And with the planets current alignment, you’re bound to make great connections. But, you have to put yourself out there and it’s sometimes awkward It’s like introducing yourself to the governor and feeling really dumb as you stumble over your words. You do it to break the ice and gain confidence.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Do you feel trapped by the limited number of options in front of you? Don’t blame Gallup. It’s your perception on life these days. Look for ways to become independent and strong-minded. Pull yourself up and really explore your heart and soul for your calling in life. Get out and enjoy nature. Write in your diary, but don’t get too personal as nosey people abound. And it’s a bummer when someone reads your diary.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

It’s sunny, well for the most part lately. But you act as if a dark cloud is following you around these days. It used to hover over the county offices, but that’s whole other topic. It’s moved onto you. Light some ocean scented candles and imagine the cloud floating off into the distance. On a different note, don’t wear a nude colored swimsuit, well because, you will look nude and people will stare at you.