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guide to the stars WEEK OF July 17-23

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Cancer (June 21-July 22)

The rain has you feeling rejuvenated. You’re ready to tango in the street with a stranger at the next Arts Crawl. With passive Mercury and aggressive Mars in your cosmic realm, it’s not the time to make short-term career or educational decisions as they may blur your long-term goals. Keep dancing … though.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

It’s a bittersweet summer for Leo. You don’t thrive well in sticky situations, and G here isn’t talking about El Nino’s muggy vices. You may want to dive into a personal situation, but take note of how important this relationship is to you and your family, Not sure? Then stealthily prance away from the situation and take a cool dip in the Aquatic Center’s pool.  This will clear your head.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Feeling a bit worn out these days like an Internet meme trend? Like G, you’re tired of being pulled in what feels like 1,001 different directions. You want quality, not to feel cheapen by half-measures. So, it’s time to dash those extra tasks that don’t bring you quality results. And stop posting Caitlyn Jenner memes … it’s no longer witty.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

Like the movie Nacho Libre, you want to be a superhero to those who count on you most. Gallup could use a superhero, tights and all. But, to do good works, you can skip the cape and be a superhero of the heart. Being the great balancer, you can squeeze in time for volunteer work. But make time for some summer fun, put on that bikini and go for a hike.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

One too many BBQ ribs and Loca Mocha whipped frappe deluxe has you second guessing your ability to pull off a swimsuit or speedo. Madame G says to stop being vain Scorpio and accept your body with all your so-called imperfections. Eat up and have fun. You can still sweat it off at the gym or for free. It’s called walking, do some.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Look into my eyes Sagittarius … you’re getting sleepier. No, just kidding. But, you’re feeling a bit unmotivated, well, err, lazy these days.  Time for re-launch. Lift some weights, dance some sexy moves and go for a walk on one of our great nearby trails. It’s will rekindle that inner flame inside so you can become more productive.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Brace yourself Capricorn, all the photos of Pluto coming in are going to make you feel giddier than a little girl running after the ice cream van. While mesmerized by planetary pics, don’t forget to catch up on some rest and relaxation. For you, I am sure you will enjoy watching the abstract and brainy flick, “Pi.”

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Still looking for your soul mate? Don’t get discouraged with the singles scene. It’s a bit tricky. Madame G, being taken, doesn’t fully appreciate what single folks go through. Whatever you do, just be your dreamy, sensible self. Don’t let physical looks and charm mask the real person behind a shiny, well-polished exterior. Wolves are everywhere.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Swimming upstream lately? I know, it’s exhausting, but you’re slowly achieving your goals, pining through one distraction at a time. Office gossip can really send you into a tailspin. While you like to do some lighthearted gossiping, it bugs you internally. Say it to your buddies: Pedro isn’t hear to defend himself, so I would rather not talk about him.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Madame G asked a nice lady to ghost write her column last week so she could get away to Santa Fe. Well, it didn’t work out as she got the writer’s block and scurried away faster than a squirrel with its tail on fire. The planets temporary drifted after being tightly aligned like star-crossed lovers, has influenced Aries sense of responsibility: Don’t be a flake.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Bull doesn’t really care what people think of him. He can be carrying a spare tire or a 12-pack belly and will still flaunt carelessly around the pool sans shirt. Same with women Bull’s, but you keep your top on because you have class. Bull, keep that kicking spirit of self-acceptance alive … maybe some of us can use some of your self-confidence.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

It’s easy to blame your proverbial evil twin on your lack of ability to make sound decisions. In the midst of summer, now is the time to get your house in order. It could be a good shredding party for the massive heap of paper piling up on your desk. Or, it could be about spending time with a friend, family member or pet that needs your TLC.