Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF DECEMBER 3


There ain’t no rest for the wicked! Human beings have a tendency to make predictions about their futures based on nothing more than a few tea leaves or even the musings of an astrological lady. However, this is not sound. Madame G recommends you work on being flexible. You never know what will happen in this crazy, beautiful life, but you could try to make it good.


Aries (March 21-April 19)

Don’t be afraid of the journey. And if you’ve been working hard, don’t give up now. Whenever you feel like you just can’t push that burden of life any farther — don’t despair — you’re almost there. Take a moment to sit down and write out everything that is troubling you. Once you’ve mapped it out, you’ll find the perfect step to take next. Good luck!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Are you the morality police? Do you find yourself nagging people about everything they say or do? Well, if you find that people just don’t like to be around you, it might be because of that. You can’t force people to enjoy criticisms. Instead, take a moment to think about what you’re doing that makes it difficult to work around you. Put another way, don’t be so damn controlling.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Personal connection might be what you are seeking this holiday season. Remember to keep an open mind when interacting with loved ones from the past, and to welcome newcomers to your circle. Above all else, honor your boundaries. Enjoy yourself, but not at the cost of your enjoyment.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You may find yourself wanting new things this time of the year. Try to relax and reflect on all that is in place — it may be all you need. Celebrate the things you can change and move past what you can’t. Savor the holidays with those who matter to you.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Keep an open mind. You never know what’s just around the corner. Words from Sue Monk Kidd: “Every human being on the face of the earth has a steel plate in his head, but if you lie down now and then and get still as you can, it will slide open like elevator doors, letting in all the secret thoughts that have been standing around so patiently, pushing the button for a ride to the top. The real troubles in life happen when those hidden doors stay closed for too long.” Good luck!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Dear Virgo, your hopes and dreams are not ridiculous. It’s wonderful to change and experience new things about your life, but don’t forget who you are or where you come from. This doesn’t mean you won’t experience pain or suffer from growing pangs. Show yourself what you’re capable of and reach for the moon. Keep trying to do your best. You can do this.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

What are you waiting for? Now is the time to keep moving forward. You may fear consequences or just the unknown, but that is understandable. You can do this, but don’t lose faith in your ability to accomplish what you want. Your passion is a wonderful thing and it does consume you — don’t lose your way with too many distractions. You’re capable of more than you think.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Do your best and keep working on the product — you are the product. Be the best you can be. Here’s Maude Adams: “Life is so fresh, life is every day so new if we are fighting, only for the best. Sometimes I think the only real satisfaction in life is failure, failure in your endeavor to do your best.”

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Don’t give up Sagittarius! You might be really pissed off or ready for the next stage and that’s great! But patience is a virtue. This means you may want to jump into the next stage without being ready for the next stage. Assess where you are, look forward, and get ready to make the jump of a lifetime. The key here is to look before you leap. Good luck!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Negativity cannot always be avoided — use your strengths to emphasize the positive. Your attributes will shine through if given the proper venue. The challenges are what make us stronger. There is always a silver lining even if the sky is grey.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Your life is an open book. But your inner world is a menagerie of ideas and potential. Instead of relying on your inner monologue, let your ideas free. Share with others and you might just be amazed at the results. You never know what you might find. Give yourself over to the possibilities and gain so much more than you ever thought possible.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Life is more than advancement. But it never hurts to look forward and ask yourself what you’d like to accomplish. The world is open to you — if you’re open to the world. You might just find what you’re looking for, but you might just have to work for it. Still, this could be the chance of a lifetime. Give yourself some credit. People are looking out for you. Do your best.