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Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF FEBRuary 16

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This week is going to be a wild ride. Madame G recommends you put on your sunglasses and lean back, because we’re cruising. You don’t need the perfect solution for everything, all you need is the perfect solution for the problem – this varies. Get creative. The entire point of existence is to learn to live with the fact that you’re going to die. You might as well have a little fun and enjoy the sun.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s up Doc? Don’t go chasing waterfalls—you’re better than that. Instead take a long hike and enjoy the benefits of nature. You may come across a waterfall in your travels, and if you don’t that’s okay too. There’s no need to focus on the negative when you have so much energy to focus on the positive aspects of your life. Where your focus goes, energy flows.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

What’s up pussycat? You might not be looking for adventure, but it’s going to find you. There are several ways this can end. You can choose to be happy about it, or not. In the end, your attitude will make all the difference. You may not like what’s happening. You may not like the people you’re with, but you can be the pleasantest asshole in hell. Have fun!

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Hickory dickory dock…Do you own a clock? If not, you may need to invest in a special one because your time is up. You need to make a decision and you need to make it now. The time for waiting, agonizing, and crying is over. Get over it. Just take a deep breath and jump in. You’ll figure out the rest when you get there. So, stop making excuses and just do it. Now!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

What does the fox say? You may not know the answer. If so, you’ve been living under a rock or were born after 2014. In either case, stop worrying about the stuff that’s not important. Unless you’re a zookeeper or a zoologist, do you need to know the answer? If yes, search on Google. Then get back to work because Google can’t and won’t do your work for you. Nice try though…

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

What if God was one of us? You may not see miracles every day, but you experience the power of life each day. If you find yourself in a slump, then you need to get out and try something new. Each day is an opportunity to live the life you’ve always wanted and to be the person you’ve always dreamed of. It’s never too late and you’re never too young or old to live joyously.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Ready or not here it comes… What is it? Life! It’s here and ready to make a statement. Instead of just sitting there thinking about what you’d like to do. It’s time you get ready and take some action. The best part of life is doing what you love. The second best part is getting paid to do what you love. Be one of the lucky ones and live large while doing what you love (and get paid).

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

Live and learn. There is no right life and there certainly isn’t the “wrong” career choice. We are all living the lives we are meant to live. But, that doesn’t mean we can’t be better and learn more. There’s a lesson in every situation. True intelligence is taking what you’ve learned and using it. You don’t have to be perfect. Make mistakes and learn, learn, learn. Try it.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Well, here we are. You may find that you can’t work yourself up into quite the tizzy anymore. This is called growth and maturity. It may take time to develop better strategies, but you’re capable of doing it. Take what you’ve learned and take one step in the right direction each day. The rest of your life will follow with grace. You are making the right choices for you.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Okay sugar cakes, let’s talk strategy. Do you know what you’ll wear? If not, you have a problem. It’s one thing to have all the skills and talent in the world and know how to use them. But it takes another, nearly equal talent to use them and market them and yes that means marketing yourself. This may require you to shave, wash your hair, and pretend to smile. It won’t kill you.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

For the love of money… What are you doing? You can’t run into the next stage naked. You’ll get cold. You don’t need to start over or from scratch. Take the lessons you’ve learned and apply them to yourself. You are capable of living large and having an amazing life experience. Be bold! Be powerful! Try something new. Get a facial and have some fun.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Out of curiosity, have you lost your mind? I’m asking for a friend. If you feel relatively sane, you might want to check the mirror. That’s a sign you’ve lost it. However, if you feel insane—you’re not insane. So, the good ol’ Catch-22 is well in place. You’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. You may just need to choose one and move on or whatever.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Do you even care? If you’re working very hard towards a goal that is not of your own creation, do you even care if it fails? You may feel like getting worked up, but it’s not worth it. You don’t have to hang on the words of others to feel better or look for praise. It’s always better to keep seeking and learning before you change directions. This isn’t failure. It’s tactical success.