A New Moon arrives on Dec. 18, which is the perfect time for reflection. With Mars in Scorpio and the Sun in Sagittarius, be prepared for innovative and life-altering awakenings. Madame G recommends you take time to pamper yourself while figuring out your purpose and seeking your bliss. Tis’ the giving season, so get on out there and be someone’s miracle. Feliz Navidad!
Aries (March 21-April 19)
This adventure called life has been taking you on an awesome journey. It’s okay to be tired. You’re only human. Yes, even you dear Aries are but a mortal human being. This down time is a joyous time. It’s not boring. So much can be accomplished by just slowing down long enough to reflect on your successes and failure. It’s not bad if you learned from it. Namaste.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
What the heck is going on? You have no idea. And let’s be honest—you don’t really care. It’s time for some relaxation and dare we say it—a little fun. Start taking little moments for yourself each day. Sneak in a treat you really like. Smile. Drink in the sun and think about all the happy joyful things in your life. Don’t wait or you’ll be too tired for fun. You have 15 minutes—so use it.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Hello lovely! You’re going to be okay. Just take a breath and put the chocolate doughnut down. You know it will make you feel better until you beat yourself up for eating it. Madame G recommends that you eat what you want and live how you want. Just be mindful about this practice. What’s the point of eating a good doughnut when you’re dealing with guilt? Yuck!
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Good morning! Of course, you could be reading this at night. Keep letting that sunshine in, no matter what it looks like outside. You’ve been stressed out, that’s for sure. Embrace nature, and take time for yourself. Try to look on the bright side, even when things look dark. You’ll find it!
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Enjoying your freedom? Good! It looks good on you. You’re living the dream and you know it. Reflect on all the good things you have and revel in how life has taken so many blessed and wonderful turns. It’s always surprising that the bad things never last and the good things (when honored) remain with you forever and ever. Don’t get stuck in the past. Enjoy the moment.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
When reflecting on the upcoming year, think on what you’d like to change and what worked. Not everything was a failure or a success. Did you enjoy yourself? You need to remember to laugh, sing, and dance more. It’s only up to you to live the life you’ve always wanted. You can’t allow others to force you down a road you no longer wish to travel. We all make choices. Make yours.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)
What’s up pussycat? Has anyone ever told you that you might have a frog up your butt? No. Well, they were probably thinking it. Even if you’re not passing unusual forms of gas, you might be wearing a face with a temperament that screams “leave!” If this is working, great! We’re done here. If it’s causing a few issues, you may want to consider how you make others feel. Bless you.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Between the New Moon, the New Year and some extra juice from Mars in Scorpio, you’re ready for action. You know what you want and you’re ready to settle in for the attack. Just remember while calculating your prey’s movements, beware of outside dangers. Not to worry though, you have it all in hand. Set a time limit and goals for success. Then ready, set, GO!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
The Sun is still shining in your sign, but it’s about ready to go. Use this time to think about what you really want. You can’t keep waiting for fate to hand you the mallet of success. You still have to work for what’s around you. You won’t find anyone willing to give a 30 year old able bodied man a handout. Don’t worry. Being a man is not a preexisting condition. You can do it.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
The Sun is nearly in your sign. You probably have mixed feelings about this. Another year, another year older... Dear Capricorn, always the pessimist. It’s time to stop wallowing. Start thinking, you might be getting older—so what’s there left to lose? It’s not like you can take your regrets and shame with you. Get out there and have a ball. Don’t get lost in the weeds, dig out.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
You can’t hide from yourself. You can lie to everyone around you, but you’ll know the truth. Have you hurt someone? Even if it’s yourself, don’t be afraid to forgive and move onward. The only failure is the one who stops trying to be good. The only difference between good people and bad ones is the bad ones give up on themselves and each other. Do better. You will!
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
Bipolar much? You may find that your relationships with others are strained. If you can’t keep it together, your first instinct is to project blame. But, consider the common factor. If you can’t keep a friend for more than a few seconds—it’s probably you. Don’t get down on yourself. That’s part of the problem. You can’t be a friend if you don’t like yourself. Look inward.