Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF JULY 28


The sun is in Leo, the proud lion. Now is the time to shine. Your greatness is bursting out of you like a scene from Alien. Never you mind—it won’t be that graphic. Or maybe it will. The only fear you really should have is not letting your greatness break through. Stop holding yourself back. Madame G suggests you get out there and let the world hear you roar. RAWR!

Aries (March 21-April 19)

So, it’s not all going according to your perfect plan. But, you’re making the necessary adjustments and making those necessary course corrections. This means you’re on the right path towards greatness. Now is the time to seek out challenges. Stop lolling about. The only fear is fear itself. You’re not afraid of fear, are you? Of course not! You’re a badass. Get out there!

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

What can you do? If you can’t control the situation—control your own actions. You can’t change someone else’s mind or make someone give a shit. All you can do is make the best out of where you are at this moment in time. Is this the best road? Maybe not. But, you got yourself here and you can get yourself out. Stop looking outside of yourself. You’re enough and you can do it.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Well, your bags are packed and the tears have been shed. Now what? If you’re a little afraid of the next step—that’s good. You need caution, but you’re also more than ready. Your nerves are also equal parts excitement and anticipation. This is not all there is. Trust Madame G, this is only the beginning of a long and crazy road. You will have one hell of an adventure. Go crazy!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You’re planning ahead. You can do your best and still fail. But, it’s always better to fail at trying rather than giving up and backing away. Don’t retreat. Take a tactical repositioning. You may need to lick your wounds and that’s okay. Just sharpen your blade and get ready for the next battle. You’ve not been licked—it’s only a flesh wound. Take a salt tablet. Charge!

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

The Sun is in your sign and in your favor. What will you do? This is a time for making new friends and learning corny jokes. Your personality is a driving force that enjoys the company of others. Solitude is good and sound. But, our friends keep us healthy, wealthy, and wise. Chose yours carefully and learn something new each day. Go wild! Take a nap.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You have healthy talents and you’re using one. Stop getting in the way of yourself and take a chance on all the opportunity around you. You can do so much more than you ever imagined. Take your green thumb and spread it around the world. That one great idea will save the world. Get out there and start drafting your plan. Life is passing you by. Jump on board and live.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

You have a hole in your heart that’s ready for love. But, you keep others in your back pocket. You have charm, but getting deeper is a terrifying business. Stop hiding from the truth. People may surprise you. You may surprise yourself. In fact, you might be hiding from your greatest asset—yourself. Take a chance on loving yourself. Give love a chance.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Your greatness is locked inside. It’s time to let it out of the cage. Stop leashing your impulses and over-thinking your next step. Patience is virtue, but persistence gets results. You’re more than the sum of your parts and more than a cog on the machine. Living is for the brave. Don’t hold back, give all you have towards living by your own standards. This is your time.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

So, you’ve got a problem. If someone is jerking you around on a chain don’t give up. You can still take action in a loving and caring way. You may feel this person owes you—maybe you owe them. Whatever the case, this behavior is a little troubling. Stop taking words as a punishment. You deserve a fresh start. It’s now or never. This is your life. GO!

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

The heart is a lonely hunter. But, the human experience is so much more than that. You have worlds to experience and a plethora of ideas to explore. The only fixture stifling your progress is you. The only loneliness you feel is that of your own unloved soul. Only you can conquer that. Only you can become the person you’ve always dreamed of. Take over your heart. Live.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

The world of adventure and greatness await. What will you do? Who will you choose to be? Your soul seeks many things and there is great adventure every time you walk out that door. You can step into a wonderland every day you wake up. This is your choice. You may live the greatest life you can. Or you can choose to live a moderately happy one. It’s on you.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Don’t assume. Only a fool refuses to look deeper. Don’t be guilty of hubris. You may appear to have won so far. But, don’t let that fool you. You may have won the battle only to lose the war. Hold tight to your friends who mean well and have always demonstrated loyalty. If you’re unable or unwilling to tell the difference—you may miss more than you know. Good luck!