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Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF JUNE 16

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A Last Quarter Moon appears on Saturday, June 17 and the Summer Solstice arrives on Wednesday, June 21. Summer is officially here! You may feel a little less coordinated and unsure of yourself as that Last Quarter Moon regroups. The Solstice will let that tiger loose. So, stop worrying about how you look and cut loose. Madame G recommends healthy fun and sun!

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Hey chum, don’t be glum! Change is hard and a wee bit scary. You’re totally up for it though. It may seem like this is just one more thing, on top of one more thing, and it is—you can still do it. You’re made of tuff stuff and this aint nothing, but a little thing. Your heart will live and learn. This may make you a better human being in the long run. What’s life without a little strife?

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Hey girl (or guy)! It’s gonna be alright! Sometimes it feels like the world is crashing and burning down hard. And sometimes this is true. There are very real dangers, disasters, and horrible things in the world. But, not everything is a crisis. You know what’s right. You know what you can do. You know what you’re capable of. Get out there and be the best Eeyore you can be.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You’re a hot mess. But, you look nice. You may appear totally calm on the outside, and on the inside, you’re freaking out two ways to Friday. Is your hair on fire? No. Then stop worrying. How? Take a deep breath. Look in the mirror. Is your hair on fire? Yes? Call the fire department. No? Cool! Then you’re doing fine and it’s going to be okay. You got this.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

‘Itsy-bitsy spider…’ You know the rest. What’s the moral of this child’s song? Never give up? Keep climbing? Check your drains before you shower? EEEK! Pick your poison. Not all battles are worth fighting. You may need to decide what’s worth doing and what’s not. You could fight in so many battles that you lose the war. That would be a shame. Think wisely my friend.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Know any corny jokes? A man walks into a bar with a wheelbarrow full of asphalt. He tells the bartender “I’ll take one for me, and one for the road.” Drum sound: ba-dum-tss. Deja Moo—the feeling you’ve heard this BULL before. Where can you find chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. Perfect. You’re all set for the weekend. Now, go embarrass the kiddos. You’re welcome.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Two cards from the tarot help you on your way. Sir Gawain (nine of diamonds) is gallant and rides his steed into battle for the common good. This Summer Solstice you may find yourself acting selflessly and bravely—you’ll be a hero—it’ll pass. The West Wind (four of hearts) will gently push you into the loving embrace of your lover and friend. Embrace this time and enjoy.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

What’s up doc? The world is heading towards something. It’s not always clear what or why. You may think those around you are completely off their rocker. They probably are. This is the time for rest and relaxation. Stop listening to the negative. Those naysayers are just scared anyway. It’s time to get up, stand up for your rights! Bullies beware, there’s a new girl/boy in town.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Decisions decisions! Really, this is the best to place to be. You have time for thought and reflection. You also have the ability to decide what you want for yourself. Aye remedio! You’ll find a way, one way or the other—nobody can get this girl down. You’re all ready for the next challenge—it just needs to be the one that says: HELL YEAH! That’s for me! GO!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Hickory-dickory-dock… Are you a little mouse running away from a challenge? Maybe, maybe not. The time for discovery is now! Not tomorrow, or next year, or hundred years from now—NOW! It’s impossible to predict the future. You can’t always make the best decisions. You can’t always make the best moves. You will fail. But, it’s better to fail trying to jump up than fail falling down.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Momma got some new moves now! Go you! You’re getting ready to take on the world and be happy. Go you! The time is now, not later. Your can-do attitude will get you through anything. Did you know that you can whistle while you work? Maybe you can hum a little song about corners: “she’ll be coming around the corner when she comes.” Who? You! That’s who.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Two cards represent this week for you: Circle of Crows (five of spades) and The Rivals (two of diamonds. You may interpret this any way you like. Madame G suggests this is good thing. In fact, you’re about to do a whole lot of growing. You may feel a little conflict that forces you to confront both sides of your nature. In the end, you’ll be better for it. You’re capable.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

If you’re looking for a little girl power or supporting girl power, Wonder Woman is the movie for you. This lady leaves little to the imagination, but beware. Make any wrong moves, do anything but look and-WHACK! Out you go. You may want to tone down the violent aspects and consider standing in the Wonder Woman pose for a few minutes-you’ll feel the difference.