Does it suddenly feel like you’re on an episode of Arrested Development? Don’t worry, you’re not crazy. This is just life. Madame G recommends that you don’t judge anyone. ‘Adulting’ can be difficult, especially if you get stuck in the details of your family’s eccentricities. Instead, liberate yourself. You’re the master of your own universe. Be the hero you deserve. Be you!

Aries (March 21-April 19)



You’re an inspiration and a gentleman (or lady). It’s important to remember that you’re capable of more than you think. Talent is a double edged sword. It can help you get ahead, but it can lead you into complacency if you don’t continue to challenge yourself...

On April 29, the Moon will enter Scorpio while the Sun is in Taurus. You may notice shifting of the familiar—this may cause disruption. Scorpio’s influence will promote change while Taurus will ensure smooth sailing. Madame G recommends that you begin unpacking and cleaning out your closet. Set aside time for Spring Cleaning and be ready for all new changes to come.

Aries (March 21-April 19)



If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. This is true in all things. Although you must learn to use your head, you can’t just rush headlong into a brick wall. Instead of being too “pushy” rethink your strategy. Your goals may be worthy. Your attention might be admirable. But if...

Awaken your senses to the unusual. As we stand firmly in the light of the Sun in Taurus allow yourself to sink into the positive energy emitted by this stable and practical sign. Those who are born under the Sun in Taurus may be steady, but that doesn’t mean they lack refinement, beauty or sensuality. Madame G recommends that you slow down and enjoy. Appreciate what you have.

Aries (March 21-April 19)



One closed door can lead to a very open window—or an entirely new house. Don’t get trapped into the forever thinking that once you do something, that’s the end. In fact, that may only be the beginning. It’s easy to let yourself get lost and trapped in the unhappiness of what...

Are you ready for this? The New Moon slashes through the night sky on April 15. As you look up at the sky, consider this, even with the moon hidden the stars sparkle free and clear. Instead of getting trapped in the minutiae of things you can’t change, think about all that you do have and what you can change. Madame G wishes you well. Spring-cleaning begins. Refresh! Renew!

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What actions are you taking towards success? If you’re an artist, you should make art. If you’re into business, you should read upon business practices here in New Mexico (or wherever you are). Whatever makes your heart jump with feeling and pushes you out of bed in the morning...