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guide to the stars WEEK OF August 14-20

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Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Now that we are in the New Moon, Leo, you have to work on letting go of balls and chains that hold you back from being productive. Such as that daily $10 per day designer energy drink habit. It gets you so hopped up that you think that you can do trick dance moves that otherwise would be reserved for...

guide to the stars WEEK OF August 7-13

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Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

The fabulous birthday Leo would like to sink his claws into the lowly hunter that took down your kindred spirit, Cecil, and put a damper on your birthday season. Imagine you’re Cecil and armed with a 500 Nitro Express Holland & Holland … Wait, Madame G doesn’t condone the use of violence to deal with stupid humans. He’s being tried and convicted in the court of public opinion – the ultimate payback.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

If you’re wondering whether the glowing blue moon has turned your neighbors into bizarre creatures the answer is yes. Each one of them seems off kilter, carrying on in a strange fashion, such as mowing the lawn at 3 am. You wonder...

Guide to the stars WEEK OF July 24-30

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Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

It’s going into Leo’s birthday season, and Madame G assures you that this one will be a dazzling one to remember. Not for the weather, but the extreme positive vibes that you feel when the people in your life are in tune to each others needs. Some ice cream cake and good music will have you prancing around the house like the king/queen of the castle. You’ll have a blast.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Don’t let a an old friend influence future decision making – especially if you haven’t seen this friend for years and he or she suddenly friends you on Facebook. All the sudden, it seems like it was yesterday that you last saw each other. People change and not...

guide to the stars WEEK OF July 17-23

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Cancer (June 21-July 22)

The rain has you feeling rejuvenated. You’re ready to tango in the street with a stranger at the next Arts Crawl. With passive Mercury and aggressive Mars in your cosmic realm, it’s not the time to make short-term career or educational decisions as they may blur your long-term goals. Keep dancing … though.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

It’s a bittersweet summer for Leo. You don’t thrive well in sticky situations, and G here isn’t talking about El Nino’s muggy vices. You may want to dive into a personal situation, but take note of how important this relationship is to you and your family, Not sure? Then stealthily prance away from the situation and take a...

Guide to the stars WEEK OF July 3-9

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Cancer (June 21-July 22)

It’s your time of the year to shine Cancer! It’s your birthday season and with the sun and fervent Mars joined at the hip in a galactic two-step, you’re feeling rather bold and brazen. You may even feel like sassing your boss, spouse or your buddies. Stop there. That behavior will serve to alienate. Instead focus your energy on cheering for the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team. Woot! Woot!

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Hey big kitty, as the love affair between Jupiter and Venus reached a new height in closeness this week, you’re feeling lovey dovey and even want to give strangers a hug. You behavior is like a swinging pendulum and Madame G can only blame that you are...

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