Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Poor Aries always misunderstood. This is the time to compromise and not wage war on the other signs. Libra is your direct opposite, but opposites attract. Follow you heart on this one and try to listen to the calm and rational voice of reason. You might just find yourself smiling and dare I say...
Horoscope
Guide to the stars WEEK OF SEPT. 18-24
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Madam G feels the heat from Aries’ warning sign. Your energy is high and full of excitement. You’re in full possession of strength and vigor. This month fuels and energizes you. But, your family requires rest. Take the time for health and release that energy in your morning run.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your business sense will see you through dear Taurus. Ever vigilant in your meticulous records your professional life moves forward. It will cost you emotionally. The up and downs feel unsteady and heart wrenching. This month is full of turbulence, an unwelcome, but needed cleanse.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Watch your energy levels this month Gemini. You...
Madam G feels the heat from Aries’ warning sign. Your energy is high and full of excitement. You’re in full possession of strength and vigor. This month fuels and energizes you. But, your family requires rest. Take the time for health and release that energy in your morning run.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Your business sense will see you through dear Taurus. Ever vigilant in your meticulous records your professional life moves forward. It will cost you emotionally. The up and downs feel unsteady and heart wrenching. This month is full of turbulence, an unwelcome, but needed cleanse.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Watch your energy levels this month Gemini. You...
Guide to the stars WEEK OF SEPT. 11-17
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Madame G acknowledges your independent spirit. But, don’t let your mood and self-involvement push those you love away. The Solar Eclipse encourages generosity and community. Take your anger and fear and put it towards helping others. Consider volunteering with Habitat for Humanity, or other community events and feel good.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Have no fear Taurus is here. This is a time of change and disruption. The New Moon shakes it up. Change is difficult, especially for the routine loving Taurus. This is not the time to stick your heels-in and veg out on the couch. Take charge and, do what you do, take care of family and friends guiding your finances...
Madame G acknowledges your independent spirit. But, don’t let your mood and self-involvement push those you love away. The Solar Eclipse encourages generosity and community. Take your anger and fear and put it towards helping others. Consider volunteering with Habitat for Humanity, or other community events and feel good.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Have no fear Taurus is here. This is a time of change and disruption. The New Moon shakes it up. Change is difficult, especially for the routine loving Taurus. This is not the time to stick your heels-in and veg out on the couch. Take charge and, do what you do, take care of family and friends guiding your finances...
guide to the stars WEEK OF August 14-20
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
Now that we are in the New Moon, Leo, you have to work on letting go of balls and chains that hold you back from being productive. Such as that daily $10 per day designer energy drink habit. It gets you so hopped up that you think that you can do trick dance moves that otherwise would be reserved for someone in tiptop shape. Avoid injuries, out with the old and in with the new.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
If there is a God Zeus, he’s likely a happy deity, blessing us with rainstorms, thunder and lightening. Virgo, consider any recent setbacks as storms that you can endure and that will pass, leaving your knowledge pasture all the more greener. Consider chaos your...
Now that we are in the New Moon, Leo, you have to work on letting go of balls and chains that hold you back from being productive. Such as that daily $10 per day designer energy drink habit. It gets you so hopped up that you think that you can do trick dance moves that otherwise would be reserved for someone in tiptop shape. Avoid injuries, out with the old and in with the new.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
If there is a God Zeus, he’s likely a happy deity, blessing us with rainstorms, thunder and lightening. Virgo, consider any recent setbacks as storms that you can endure and that will pass, leaving your knowledge pasture all the more greener. Consider chaos your...
guide to the stars WEEK OF August 7-13
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
The fabulous birthday Leo would like to sink his claws into the lowly hunter that took down your kindred spirit, Cecil, and put a damper on your birthday season. Imagine you’re Cecil and armed with a 500 Nitro Express Holland & Holland … Wait, Madame G doesn’t condone the use of violence to deal with stupid humans. He’s being tried and convicted in the court of public opinion – the ultimate payback.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
If you’re wondering whether the glowing blue moon has turned your neighbors into bizarre creatures the answer is yes. Each one of them seems off kilter, carrying on in a strange fashion, such as mowing the lawn at 3 am. You wonder...
The fabulous birthday Leo would like to sink his claws into the lowly hunter that took down your kindred spirit, Cecil, and put a damper on your birthday season. Imagine you’re Cecil and armed with a 500 Nitro Express Holland & Holland … Wait, Madame G doesn’t condone the use of violence to deal with stupid humans. He’s being tried and convicted in the court of public opinion – the ultimate payback.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
If you’re wondering whether the glowing blue moon has turned your neighbors into bizarre creatures the answer is yes. Each one of them seems off kilter, carrying on in a strange fashion, such as mowing the lawn at 3 am. You wonder...
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