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Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF MARCH 2

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Don’t let the quiet fool you. Instead be the wary wise man. Take a few deep breaths and meditate. Use the quiet of this week to rest and reflect. There’s nothing like a little nap to refresh your mind, body, and soul. Madame G recommends that you consider the needs of your body, and listen. What’s yours saying? Start...

Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF FEBRuary 23

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Where are all the Pisces at? We’ll encounter a First Quarter Moon on Feb. 23. This may induce further flights of fancy and an indecent amount of time reflecting on your failings. Remember you’re really only as guilty as you feel. This doesn’t mean you can act immorally, but take other’s judgments with a grain of salt. Madame G recommends that you get out there and do some good.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You’re on a role dear Aries! This is looking good. Even if you don’t get this job, girl (or boy), or take that vacation to Spain, you’re really heading places. Everyone can see it. It’s in the way you walk and talk. Confidence is oozing out of you—even if you...

Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF FEBRuary 16

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This week is going to be a wild ride. Madame G recommends you put on your sunglasses and lean back, because we’re cruising. You don’t need the perfect solution for everything, all you need is the perfect solution for the problem – this varies. Get creative. The entire point of existence is to learn to live with the fact that you’re going to die. You might as well have a little fun and enjoy the sun.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s up Doc? Don’t go chasing waterfalls—you’re better than that. Instead take a long hike and enjoy the benefits of nature. You may come across a waterfall in your travels, and if you don’t that’s okay too. There’s no need to focus on...

Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF FEBRuary 9

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Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re single or just hate the silly ‘Hallmark invention’ just smile and congratulate yourself on not wasting money—on a half-naked baby holiday. If you’re in love for the first time, or in second grade, bust out the red paper and glue. Madame G recommends that you take it all in stride. Why get mad? Your energy and time are precious. Peace and joy!

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s up buttercup? Don’t need to fret your life away. This is a dark and mysterious planet that is also beautiful and kind. Many dangers exist, and yet safe havens can also be found. Remember that every person carries a shadow and it’s neither good nor bad. Shadows...

Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF FEBRuary 2

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Happy Groundhog Day! Will the little rodent see his shadow or not? Folklore says if he sees his shadow (6 more weeks of winter) and if not, we’ll have an early spring. For many of us, we’re still waiting for winter, so maybe we should hope for a long shadow. Reflect on what this teaches us--nothing. Read a science book kid. Madame G says: get outside and have some fun.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

What’s in a name? No, I don’t mean Shakespeare. You have certain ideas in your head and you’re ready to take off in the right direction. Don’t give up. You can do what the other people do and stare at the Sun and hope for the best or you can take action. The right answer is...

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