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Madame G guide to the stars WEEK OF MAY 29 - JUNE 4

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

Thinking of gold? Not in terms of taking it to get melted down, but as in “going for the gold.” You’re still reeling from Mercury in retrograde, but it’s time to end the meltdown right now and tackle your next project, even if it just means clearing your work desk of clutter. Next, take an uphill walk with a friend.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You claim to have psychic abilities, but it’s really good intuition. Someone’s eccentric behavior really bothers you, but everyone else considers him the life of the party. His life is one continuous episode of “Ridiculousness.” Lots of high risk antics, such as skateboarding down stairs. Do it Taurus - tell him he’s ridiculous.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Feeling nostalgic? Madame G has your number. I know you’re creeping’ on Facebook, looking for those old high school friends, ex-flame, or long lost cousin that you promised to say in touch with but never did. What a total waste of time. Chances are that they moved on with their lives and don’t have time for creepin’.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Relax Cancer, no need to worry about a thing. You seemed to be running for the ocean, but that won’t help fix your situation. Maybe your car keeps breaking down and you keep on fixing it, expecting that you can hold onto it a little longer. Maybe it’s time to trade it in for something new. This philosophy can apply to your entire life. Read between the lines, my friend.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

With Mercury in retrograde the previous week, you fell off your high perch. You’re good about landing on your feet and separating yourself from the crowd, but not so much lately. And yes, you can blame Mercury. But, not anymore. Knead those frisky paws and get ready to roar. I see a road trip in your future.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Why always try to be the calm, sensible one? Try, stepping out and being the life of the party. Yes, trade those flats in for high heels or those loafers for cowboy boots. Begin a new life of adventure. Have fun looking good. Spending all your time working makes you a dull. Go to the rodeo or out dancing, you’ll feel better.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

With Memorial Day comes a four-day work week. Not exactly the sort of thing you like, although you would never tell your friends. Anything that slightly sets the scales off sends you into a tailspin. Well, don’t feel unique. All the worker bees out there gained a day of pleasure, while work piled up. Get caught up this weekend.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

I think you’re still watching those reality shows a tad too much. Oh well, it’s your life. You can sit on the couch, pale and all and watch rich folks slap each other around with words. Or, you can opt to take a walk, hike or pick some wildflowers. The goal, Scorpio, is to spice up your own reality. Now, get out there!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Does someone in your life cook you eggs and potatoes for breakfast every day? It’s monotonous to eat the same thing day in and day out. Read between the lines, Sag, and change things up a bit. Try some cereal one day, and yogurt the next. Yes, I am hinting that it’s time to embrace change … do it slowly, and you’ll love the results.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

I know that Capricorn has a wild side. It’s time you take off the poker face and embrace that inner party animal. Now, I am not suggesting you go off and shirk responsibility, but try putting on a little makeup and fixing the hair. Call your girls/guys. Do something fun. Take the night off from reading Popular Mechanics.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Madame G here feels like you need to embrace the late Spring and go for an old-fashioned picnic, somewhere remote. You can always find a place in McGaffey. Tranquility awaits you. Go for hike while you’re out there. Because of your free nature, you like to frolic in the meadows, so be sure to use bug repellant.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Like Aquarius, you love to frolic in meadows, and everywhere else for that matter. You just keep frolicking. A Spring weekend gives you the opportunity to meander all over the place. You’ll take it to the next level, as you’re a natural flower child. Yes, take those white flowers and make a flower crown. I know you want to.