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Guide to the Stars WEEK OF MAY 15-21

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Aries (March 21-April 19)

You’re feeling full of bright ideas these days. Maybe you want to interview someone famous, like Patrick Moraz, the keyboardist for the Moody Blues. Yes, the iconic 70s band with the curly-haired keyboardist, and dreamy rock ballads. Madame G, hee hee (blush) is showing her age. But, you need to go in a unique direction this week.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

TMI = Too Much Information. You’re usually the strong one, bullish and full of pride. Nothing bothers you, not even your Uncle Martin flashing his stained dentures to scare the kids. But, lately you’re a tad sensitive to people telling you too much information. You don’t want to know that your friend has bunions on her feet or that auntie has a uni-brow and tells you about her painful waxing . TMI …. Just TMI.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

The warmer weather could be the reason your nights are filled with strange dreams, such as falling or meandering through a strange land with strangers that are your friends. It’s a tad weird for the dreamy, but practical Gemini. Madame G says journal those experiences you encounter during your slumber, and get a dream book so you can have some fun analyzing your incredibly freaky dreams.

Cancer (June 21-June 22)

It looks like your calendar is packed with social events. Attend the ones that mean something to you personally and not just to people please. It’s okay to put on the sweats and stained T-shirt and veg in front of the tube. Your call. BTW, you will not win the lottery and retire a millionaire, but you may score a few bucks on a scratcher.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Like most kitties, your attention span seems to gravitate all the time. But maybe you need to go within and delve into your most inner self. It could be spiritual or practical, but it needs to be focused. I know you’re tempted to chase that ball of yarn and get all tangled up in it because it’s fun. Resist the temptation. Find your inner swami.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Amore! Virgo the planetary alignment shows me that you want to eat, explore, feel and touch – experience all the joy life has to offer. But indulging in vices only leads you back to the gym, begging the treadmill through tears and sweat to lose weight.  If you don’t care about that sort of thing, then indulge with passion. Little Debbie snacks are not for everyone.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct.22)

You know you feel best when the scales of life are in harmony. Throw one of those off and you’re in shambles. Start by narrowing down your tasks. No need to go to Pilates and Zumba class in one day. No need to go clubbing every weekend. You can do pizza and a movie or just chill for a night. Balance … think balance.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Triage alert!  Not a medical triage, but a psychological one. You don’t mind getting in the mix and expressing your views, but maybe you should step away once in awhile. Assess which drama deserves your attention. Or, just shop to please your palate. Go buy that blender you have always wanted and make smoothies or Margaritas for you grown-ups.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

It’s your week Sag! Just roll with it and bask in the spotlight. You did something good, something powerful. Maybe you saved a puppy or kitten in peril. Or, maybe you held a door open for an elder or two and it started an insightful conversation. Whatever you did, it calls for a hot stone pedicure. Yes, it feels a little creepy, but you get used to it.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Yeah, you’re sexy and ya know it! If you’re a kid, you’re looking cute, okay? I don’t want to leave anyone out. You have heads turning with your smile, flowing hair and confidence that oozes from your pores. It’s high time for Capricorn to step out into the night and check out the activities around town, even if it’s just walking down the street and showing off!

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Fire up the grill this weekend Aquarius. You’re due for some fun in the sun that is if the sun behaves like the sun and stays out of the clouds. Anyway, it’s time to hold the ones closest to you, well, even closer. Now, it doesn’t mean that you get to sneak off to do some work in your snazzy home office, it means spending quality time chillin’ and a grillin.’

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Pisces, you have got it made. One minute you’re the voice of reason; but, when the going gets tough – Poof! – you vanish and do whatever you feel like doing, which can range from playing Grand Theft Auto to napping. Your excuse is simple: There are the two fishies swimming in opposite directions. Because of this, you lack self-control.